It's when your getting a blumpkin and smoking crack at the same time.
Last night i got my first master blaster from your mom.
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To ejaculate a large quantity of semen all over your lovers taint skin.
OFY ! That was a taint blaster load I just blew all over your asshole and twat!
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When the fatter upper puss area, also known as the "fupa", is filled with oozing, yellow juices (jizz). The pressure inside the fupa becomes so great and erotic that the jizz has to "cum". The fupa juice is expelled from the large twat/cooter in a blast-like manner. This is known as a fupa blaster, commonly seen in prostitutes and whore-like girls.
Damn! That trick has a niceee fupa blaster. I wonder how far it can shoot?
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Someone who relentlessly pounds facebook with lots of photos, groups, and pointless statuses, often in an effort to seem popular.
A Faceblaster is usually a decent looking but slightly obnoxious teenage girl. They often like statuses when it doesnt make sense. Leave comments like "i loooove u girl!!!" and other meaningless comments on thier friends walls.
"That chick Keely is a Face-blaster"
"Deffinitely, i bet she added 3 new photo albums just this week!!"
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The act of a male ejaculating into a pan and frying it like a pancake to served.
Carlos prepared a nice batter blaster for breakfast.
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A girl who farts incredibly hard and noisily
Bernice is such a 'panty blaster'; she let-rip in the girls washrooms, and you could hear it in the canteen....
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When you finger a girl behind a taco bell
Last night I gave Tina a Baja blaster
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