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The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.
Whenever she came around the corner with the ice cubes I knew I was getting an eskimo blowjob.
Jenny wanted it to be flavored so I bought her a snowcone for my eskimo blowjob.
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1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
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Person who has become expert in providing a blowjob. This is actually a more sophisticated skill than many girls realize.
Alphonse: You are a real blowjob artist Frankie.
Frankie DJ: Thank you, I'm sorry for talking with my mouth full.
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When you lay down on someone's prayer mat right before they pray to Mecca so they are forced to give you a blowjob.
I snuck into the prayer room and planted myself on a prayer mat and got a total Mecca Blowjob. That bitch went straight jihad on my cock for hours.
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Its the month of november and you can suck anyones penis anytime you want and they arent allowed to do anything
Hey let me suck your penis since its blowjob month
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When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.
I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.
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A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob
I ask my two girlfriends can I have a nursing blowjob
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