A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.
Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.
When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue
Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.
Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.
I just saw them fire broton torpedos.
A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.
Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"
When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.
My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.
(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen
When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night