whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

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whatever tickles your oyster

a different, and funnier, way of saying, "whatever floats your boat..."

usually provoked by some stupid comment by a kind of weird dick-weed.

" oh my God, don't you just love watching the Power Puff Girls 24/7!?!"

"mmm...whatever tickles your oyster"

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whatever creams your twinkie

Synonym for "whatever floats your boat".

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

"Stefanielikes Sprite. Whatever creams her twinkie dude".

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whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly

My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!

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whatever peels your banana

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.

Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."

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Whatever Floats Your Fish

A floating fish is a dead fish, hence, an indication that a decision or idea makes an individual worse off.

Luis: "I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump in the GOP primary."
Isabella: "Whatever floats your fish."

whatever creams your corn

another phrase that means whatever you prefer, are into, makes you happy, works for you, etc...

Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!"
Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."