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When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.
Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.
When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.
“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”
When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday
The act of farting in a hot tub
"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub
"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."
Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle
"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"
A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.