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1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.
2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass
Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.
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This man will lift you up no matter what. If you fall in love with a Juan Carlos, he will protec but attac haters. His exes might want him back, but he doesn't care because he has you. Juan Carlos issa husband ❤
I love you Juan Carlos 💕
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A cheap kind of wine coming in several varieties, costs about $10 for a 3 liter jug.
Yo you feel like wine tonight? Let us split a jug of Carlo Rossi friend, how bout paisano flavor, or would you rather have burgundy? We shall get fucked up on this night.
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A garage filled with lots of things, people with many personalitys, and dick's is a main topic. Your go to place to laugh and be jolly. And of course if your bubs, take a nap.
I'm stressed, let's go hang at Carlos' garage.
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Warm, insightful and truly wonderful. He might seem strange to begin with, but when you get to know him better you will find that no aquantaince has ever been so worth your while.
Juan Carlos is wonderful.
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-omg girl, do you have a crush?
-yeah ofc
-with whom?
-carlos sainz
two hotties who play {Pubg} like no other. Jorge and Carlos have the same shoe size and are often referred to as twins or siblings. Jorge is a {terarded} uber driver but gets you out of the worst situations. and Carlos farts a lot. these two are crazy and will run naked with grass around the house.
person 1: is that Jorge and Carlos driving around?!
person 2: yea, and carlos is creating toxic fumes with her gassy a** juice
person 1: is that grass up their a**?