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Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.
Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.
A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.
The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.
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A rare cancer given to naughty Mormon boys when they displease the Mormon Jesus.
“Did the Mormon Jesus give you cancer again?”
“Yeah, synovial cell Sarcoma.”
People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.
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When one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery.
John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"
Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."
John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."
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A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.
So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.
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