Feces of Death

Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.

Sweat poured from his body as he faced the Feces of Death while rocking on the toilet.

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Douche of Hazard

When a douche bag hose wraps itself around the neck of a douching douche bag who's head is up their ass.

The danger of the hose stranglings became know as the Douche of Hazard.

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Fecal Cell Anemia

A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.

The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.

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supercalifragilisticexpialidouches

Mary Poppins method of feminine hygiene.

When Mary Poppins needs to freshen up under the old umbrella, she just supercalifragilisticexpialidouches.

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doucheplex

Adjoining housing for douching douche bags.

The neighboring douche bags had to hurry home to their doucheplex to douche the day away so they could be ready to receive the night.

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Douche paste

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.

For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.

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Douche Day Device

A device used to prevent the earth's destruction from rotting stench and ooze.

The whore house was ordered by the government ordinance to make use of the Douche Day Device before all the flowers died.

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