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ass clam

An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.

Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?

by ANewRetrospect February 16, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearded clam

vagina

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?

by mrladiesman July 14, 2009

260๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearded clam

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

by Adamar May 15, 2003

296๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.

I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.

by Lon October 12, 2005

70๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dangling Clam

The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.

Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.

by Bonny LeBaron April 12, 2011

40๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

by John R. January 3, 2004

682๐Ÿ‘ 276๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clam Beach

Discribing a period of time when you are completly surrounded by chics. clam

Lets go to the titty bars tonight, last Friday it was a total clam beach and smelled like one too.

by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006

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