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austin clay emerson

He will treat a girl like a queen and buy her things and he will love you unconditionally

Austin clay Emerson) hey baby want to go shopping to get you something

Girl)no baby I don’t need nothing.
Austin clay Emerson)ok I love you my queen

by Yeetyret January 12, 2018

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Pull a Clay Aiken

Publicly hide a secret until your parents die. The intent is to spare them shame (founded or unfounded) out of respect for their well being.

"your Mom doesn't know you date black guys?"

"no way, that'd break her heart. I'm going to Pull a Clay Aiken on this one. "

by SEAMUSO October 21, 2014

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kylie marie clay

a stupid bitch who thinks you can hear lights. she also likes to step on her car remote setting off the emergency sirens and can’t figure out how to turn it off. if you ever meet a kylie marie clay RUN

damn that bitch kylie marie clay is so stupid

by nonya businesses April 19, 2020

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Clay Pipe Inspector

A homosexual male

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector

by MadMatt74 November 16, 2003

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Make Milk out of Clay

To go from one topic to another without any sort of coherence.

"Dude, I was talking to your mom yesterday, and I really like bananas."

"Man, you can totally Make Milk out of Clay"

by Incoherence October 28, 2009

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One Hundred Pounds of Clay

A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.

Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!

by BigBird1017 March 9, 2008

25πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dirt Clay Ice Driving

An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.

Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.

by Big Whitey Ford February 21, 2022