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A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.
"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"
The Greater Coconut from the Coconut Song by Jeff Lau
a guy: Have you ever heard of Da Coconut?
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses
I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.
It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
A nut where God was horny when he created it.
Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"
Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
The head: that thing over your shoulders
Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?