come a cropper

To fall over, to have an accident

Be careful you don't come a cropper on that push bike.

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come scratch

1. Come fight
2.youre kidding/your crazy
3 .come hang!

1.WHATCHU GONNA DO! COME SCRATCH
2. OMG he did not girl come scratch
3 . Hey bro come scraaatch

come bubbles

My buddies' Dad would shake his head and remark about his progeny, "You're nothin' but a bunch of goddamn come bubbles!" while he was drinking at hunting camp. Similar to "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg", or "I wiped off the best of you off on the curtains after banging your Mom", this were ideological put-downs the Old Man would throw out after hearing the shenanigans his kids did unbeknownst to him while they were growing up.

Any male with the last name, "Weston", come bubbles

AW, COME ON!

WHAT!.....WHY!.....OHH NO!

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?........AW, COME ON!
I KNOW THAT'S NOT RIGHT!...AW, COME ON!
NOT AGAIN!?...........................AW, COME ON!

Hole in Come

When a man masturbates to the point of ejeculation, sometimes his semen (come, cum) is shot into his own bellybutton by sheer penal force.

Aw, I just got semen in my bellybutton from that Hole in Come. I hate it when that happens!

...
My girlfriend likes it though.

Come on dom

Take out the 'm' the 'o' the 'e' at the end of come and put the words together.

......

And that's your answer

C.....on.......dom

Make sure you use come on doms

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OHIO IS COMING

OHIO IS COMING!!!

You: What's happening??>!?!?!
Me: OHIO IS COMING
You: WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
Ohio: *BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR* HELLO BITCHES! *TAKES YOU AND LEAVES*