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A mental state somewhere between exhaustion and hysteria, in which one feels as though much more time has gone by than actually has.
Only two minutes had passed since Susan had last looked at the clock; she tapped her foot to relieve the oppressive covfefe as she waited for the results.
"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."
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Noun.
The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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Obscure form of Feudalism requiring the leader to be either a Narcissist or a Narcoleptic with a legendary "Great One" to arise every 10,000 years blessed with both traits.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe....Zzzzzzz.
-POTUS circa 2017
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A negative media response that occurs when a leader makes a decision which benefits the elite and corporate world while having utter disregard for public input and opinion.
FCC chairman, Ajit Pai, incited a media covfefe after pledging to destroy Net Neutrality.
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Covfefe, Trumps prison word for Clinton
Cliton is not just my fefe, she is my covfefe
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Corrupt
Oligarch
Vassal (of)
Foreign
Enemy
F***s-up
Environment
An abbreviated exclamation apparently originating in the early 21st century, when the government of supposedly the most powerful nation-state was suddenly taken over by a second-rate feudal power, using an orange puppet, for the purpose of destabilizing the climate. This was so the latter country could thaw out still more fossil fuels from under the polar ocean, taking over both energy sources and trade routes of the remaining habitable zones. However, the resulting environmental collapse, plagues and refugee crises led to a nuclear war, eventually involving the entire planet- hence our miserable existence for the last two millennia . Now, when the fate of something important rests in the hands of one person, and he screws up real bad, or when you and everyone around you is about to suffer, you utter "COVFEFE!!!"
Dude1: "Man, I think I just blew that meeting with our client- we're gonna lose our biggest account..."
Dude2: "COVFEFE!"
Tactical Officer: "Two Romulan Warbirds de-cloaking to starboard... weapons off-line, shields at 18%..."
Captain: "COVFEFE!"
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The act of shitting on everybody
Did you hear what Jake did to his friends and family?
Yeah man, he's really covfefe
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