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The new box in the top right corner of Facebook. A box that makes it much easier to creep on people/stalk them, due to it constantly updating and showing every little action performed by one of your friends with astounding efficiency.
Bill: I wish there was an easier way for me to creep on Theresa on Facebook.
Bob: Check it out man, they have this new thing called the Creeper Corner that allows you to see every little thing someone does. It's in the top right corner.
Bill: Awesome dude! Now I don't have to hit "refresh" or "most recent" every time I wanna see what she's up to. This new thing does the job for you!
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the guy at the party that stands in a corner and talks to no one, but stares at all the women
Swaney was a real creepy creeper at Club 33...
When a large turd takes it's sweet time "creeping" out of the brim of one's asshole.
I was outside the bathroom today and it sounded like poor Joey was suffering from a Brim Creeper
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Person who rudely ignores plane etiquite and pushes up the aisle past other passengers waiting in their row while plane is unloading. The correct etiquite is "unload the most forward row first, then the next most forward etc etc"
Person A, orginally from Row 12 "Excuse me"
Person patiently waiting in Row 7 "A pox on you aisle creeper"
High school senior boys without dates for prom that "creep" around the freshman section at school around April, all in hopes of finding a decent looking freshman girl to ask to prom, in order to avoid embarrassment by showing up dateless.
Guy 1: "Dude, you got a date for prom?"
Guy 2: "No. But I think I'll ask a freshman. They're desperate."
Guy 1: "Yeah man, good idea. So true by the way."
Guy 3: "Psh, Senior Creepers. Good luck with that."
When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.
Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"
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A complex where someone sees everyone and everything as "awkward" or "creepy"--words they use about 50 times a day. They construe ordinary, benign strangers as foreign, distant, and obtrusive, and regard unusual events outside the realm of their own standards & norms with an unreasonable amount of incredulity, disdain, or even alarm. Because of this, they often become avoidant, hesitant, and isolated in public situations, and so ironically, they become the most awkward and creepy people. Their construal of other people becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy when everyone meets their awkwardness with avoidance and mistrust--everything characterized by a creeper. Thus, they really do live in a world of creepers with everything becoming "awkward" and "creepy", hence, the "Creeper Complex".
Dumb bitch with creeper complex: OMG, that person is so awkward! And look at that guy over there! He's being WAY too comfortable with himself, and I'm NOT okay with it. Where the hell are my friends.
Normal, upstanding group: (*talking to each other*) Who the hell is that dumb bitch over there? Can we go back to having a good time?
Bitch: (*seeing the group*) OMG those people just shot me a strange eye... They ARE creepy! (*flees*)
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