swaney

Swaney Boys: sexy, tough, rugged. nobody touches a swaney

Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to

Holy Buckets theres a Swaney
She wishes she was a Swaney

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Swaney

To "Swaney" someone is to blurt out something for everyone to hear in response something you heard discretely from them.
The most common people to do so are Parents, Siblings, and of course Matthew Swaney.

Me: "omg look at that ladies hair"
Swaney: "HA! IT LOOKS LIKE SHES WEARING A PURPLE CAT ON HER HEAD"

Me: whispers to not offend the host* "when are we going"
Mum: "WE WILL ONLY BE ANOTHER HOUR"
Brother: "What a Swaney"

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Swaney's Law

A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.

Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!

Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.

Swaney

A girl who shows their ass on Only Fans

She swaney, you don't want that, she's like a door knob.