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Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.

"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."

by Robyn Souls December 15, 2020


unicorn dildo

dildo on head

mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean

ye mate gimme some of that

by david's wood December 22, 2017


dildo feet

When ones toes, both in female and male , are long enough to be used as a dildo or sexually pleasurable toy.

Over there, that Cameron, has those dildo feet on 177.

by Srdavidrg January 31, 2016


Hunter's dildo

a magical purple object found in the slums of the lgbt community

Wow Susan, you're looking really happy today! Did you use Hunter's dildo?

by simpalimp September 4, 2018


Squirting Dildo

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.

Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.

by partel August 28, 2013


Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.

Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!

by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019


dildo suit

A dildo suit is a rubber suit that GWAR wears at their concerts, this suit has hundreds of 8 inch dildos attached to it.

OMG! Gwar just smacked me with the dildo suit!!@!112!!!

by `Trust` May 12, 2006

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