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The first thing you do when you walk into a restroom and other occupied stalls. Flushing before you sit down creates enough noise in the area that other people may be able to finish their business while minimizing embarrassment from excessive flatulence.
Seeing as there was only one stall taken, and given the state of his rotting gut, John gave the other restroom occupant a courtesey flush in hopes that he would finish his business so John could get down to his with the added privacy of being the only one in the restroom.
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Stopping for a second mid-facial to give your partner a brief moment to swallow.
Things would have gotten messy if it were not for that courtesy flush.
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When you double flush a toilet just to be courteous. Not necessarily a double-flusher, just to be polite.
Mostly used in awkward situations.
Matt was meeting his girlfriend Sarah's parents for the first time. They were enjoying a lovely meal when Matt had to take a dump.
This being the first time he had dumped in Mr. And Mrs. Di Carlo he flushed twice even though one should have been enough.
Matt demonstrated the courtesy flush.
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To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).
Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."
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The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain
Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro
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A large dump that requires 3 flushes to send down. One flush worse than the 2 banger. Often used in the situation of diarrhea.
"What took so long?"
"Had the runs, it was 3 flush"
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When you flush a dying fish down the toilet so he can have 'one last ride'
Ooh it looks like Goldy's headed for the big ocean in the sky...better give him a mercy flush.
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