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freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).

September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."

by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018


Freshman mango

The type of juul flavor that is what develops the nicotine addiction in most highschool freshman’s.

Cate: my advice for my younger self is to not get addicted to freshman mango

by Scythe Mercury April 28, 2019


6th grade freshman

A freshman in highschool that is around 11 years old.

Oh yeah johnny, hes a 6th grade freshman.

by bulletshell May 09, 2022


freshman frolicker

An upperclassman who gets freaky with freshmen

Ethan: *in a box with five freshmen girls*
Anthony: Ethan is such a freshman frolicker

by TheRuralEncyclopedia! May 29, 2024


freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.

Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower

by ooothatboi October 24, 2017


the freshman phase

The phase when first year college students go to just about every party, stays most weekends, wanting to try new things (all bright eyed and bushy-tailed).

As each year progresses, you start to do a little less and you go home to see your puppy every weekend.

Damian seems like he doesn’t want to do anything at school anymore!”

“It’s because he’s over the freshman phase.”

by Smegma911 November 20, 2019


Freshmanning

When kids (typically freshman) bounce their leg rapidly out of nervousness or anxiety, and annoys everyone around them

Kyle is freshmanning so hard I can hear his knee hitting the bottom of the desk.

by sillygooster February 11, 2019