dickton

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

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dicktone

When the streamer Tectone is being a dick.

Sorry for my dicktone

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Dicktone

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.

Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"

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Dickton

Large amount of something

We have a dickton of beer in the back of the truck.