Frozen shit dildo

When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.

Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?

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frozen cup lady

a lady who sell juice that has been frozen in a cup from 10-25 cents a cup. She sells it from her house usually to neighborhood kids.

"Mama, can I get a quarter to go to the froxen cup lady house"

"I'm going to the frozen cup lady house"

"What kind of frozen cup you finna get from the frozen cup lady house? I'm finna get the yellow one."

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Frozen Bro-gurt

When you jizz in the icecream and put it back in the freezer.

Dammit Jake did you make frozen bro-gurt again?

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Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

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Frozen Garden Snake

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

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frozen food rap

Lego my ego and eggo my lego! and dont take my pop tarts either! Or my elio's pizza, unless i meats ya, dont step on my balls with cleats on! I am wonder Sam, i'll hit you in the noodle with a toaster strudal! What about my hungry man jack meal, O what a deal, 2.99, i'll eat that any time. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at super time, if pizzas on a bagle, you can eat pizza anytime! I smoother my waffles with aunt Jemima, then she says "Ravage my vagina".

Philty Rich, trademark, and Hines 57 are the Godfathers of Rap on the Babson Campus 1999-2004. They Created the frozen food rap! We put that peice on the map! Death Chode Records 4-Life.

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Frozen Oyster Shot

When using an ice luge, a man strategically drops his cum within the track of the luge. This freezes up on its way down, somewhat like an oyster's belly, for the woman to gulp it down. Try it with some Tobasco and lemon juice for a refreshing treat on hot summer nights!!! oyster shot.

"Before dinner I had set up a special appetizer for my woman. I dropped my wad on the luge for her to get a plump frozen oyster shot"

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