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Grenades Gum is the newest, coolest, most explosive chewing gum that will leave you breathless! From the moment you pop a gum ball into your mouth, you'll start to feel a sensation that starts in your mouth and explodes into your head like an icy hurricane of monumental proportions.
Steve:Hey Want some Grenade Gum?
Ron: Sure why not.
Ron:Why does it taste like menthol?
Steve:Oh because its grape flavored.
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Noun. Rhetorical device using adhominem character attacks against an opponent when losing an argument. Intended to frag your opponent and those standing on nearby ground on the rhetorical battlefield.
Person A is arguing a point, and is losing to person B. He insinuates that person B is a racist for believing his position even though no objective evidence is apparent to support the charge. Thus throwing a word grenade at person B.
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A semtex grenade is the fat ugly heffer who will not let go.
The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.
The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.
:'Dude, heard you got with a grenade the other night, hard luck.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'
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According to Bud Light advertising officials, to fall on the grenade means to choose the more intellectual of the two scantily clad, leggy, voluptious super models cast to play bicurious friends opposite you and your equally unattractive, slightly overweight beer drinking cohort. Forcing you to sit and drink bud light whilst tuning out the dull, empowered, feminist rambling of the prude, abercrombie wearing, never-going-to-fuck-you hottie, while your buddy drinks bud light and dances his way into the looser hottie's panties. The intellectual one is always wearing glasses. Still you have a chance to possibly fuck the prude if you feign interest and agree to every fucking thing she says, but do you want to? Make sure not to drink too much bud light, no matter how long this bitch rambles on. You must be conscious to get the fuck out of there after she falls asleep or you're in for a hellish morning after.
Jim met Judy and Betty at the bar and bought them each bud lights so the responsibility fell on me to fall on the grenade and work for my pussy.
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highly entertaining grenade weapon from the game HALO which sticks to other players and vehicles, best used in combination with active camo to sneak up on people and stick the grenade to their face (esp snipers) and run off laughing (usually shouting "bye bye" as you do)
"what's that blue thing on my hea- awww son of a..." *explodes*
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When one, or more grotesque women go to a bar, and/or club, and when they cause the people around them to scatter into different directions with their repulsive appearances.
There was a lot of people on the dance floor until that grenade blast cleared the place out.
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To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.
I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...
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