Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.
"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"
To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off
Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth
A person so cool/awsome they are counted as a human feast.
Shane: Adam you hairy feast what are you up to?
Adam: Not much nigger just chillin
Its when a chick has a camel toe and its so tight you can see the hair poping out of the side pockets.
Whoa did you see that, that is one HAIRY FIST.
Someone with so much hair covering there no-no square/ southern hemisphere that you automatically know they are greek. You would think that after many generations of great philosphers and scientists that they would find a cure to ease this infestation of black thick melanin growth among the anus territory, but the hair is just too resistant against knowledge.
o what a nice day in greece......you jump in the pristine ocean to fine BAM not a beautiful coral reef but a big thing of greekness in your face hanging out the the bold bathing suit wearer who is from of course..........greece.
The Hairy Greek
Callie*********
A hairy post-sex vagina filled to the brim with semen.
Damn girl you got a hairy cheesecake now!
An exceptional animal from south west Inala.... this mamal's appearance is that similar to a flamingo yet its covered in a lush thick growth of hair, thus the name; Hairy Flamingo..
these beasts dwel within non government commisioned houses and have very untamed siblings.....
Bus Driver: "this is your driver speaking.... please everybody close all your windows we are passing through the hairy flamingo's breeding ground"
Dood on Bus: dang...