To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off
Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth
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A person so cool/awsome they are counted as a human feast.
Shane: Adam you hairy feast what are you up to?
Adam: Not much nigger just chillin
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A blowjob while getting your haircut.
The chick down at the hair salon is hot. I wouldn't mind robbin' a hairy poppins from her, even if she had scissors in her hands.
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Its when a chick has a camel toe and its so tight you can see the hair poping out of the side pockets.
Whoa did you see that, that is one HAIRY FIST.
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A hairy post-sex vagina filled to the brim with semen.
Damn girl you got a hairy cheesecake now!
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An exceptional animal from south west Inala.... this mamal's appearance is that similar to a flamingo yet its covered in a lush thick growth of hair, thus the name; Hairy Flamingo..
these beasts dwel within non government commisioned houses and have very untamed siblings.....
Bus Driver: "this is your driver speaking.... please everybody close all your windows we are passing through the hairy flamingo's breeding ground"
Dood on Bus: dang...
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Someone with so much hair covering there no-no square/ southern hemisphere that you automatically know they are greek. You would think that after many generations of great philosphers and scientists that they would find a cure to ease this infestation of black thick melanin growth among the anus territory, but the hair is just too resistant against knowledge.
o what a nice day in greece......you jump in the pristine ocean to fine BAM not a beautiful coral reef but a big thing of greekness in your face hanging out the the bold bathing suit wearer who is from of course..........greece.
The Hairy Greek
Callie*********
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