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The period from December 26 to January 1 when the emotional high of the holidays dissipates and a person realizes another year of their life is gone and a new year of crap begins.
I get so depressed during the holiday gouch. Christmas is over, the family has gone and I go back to work in a few days with no parties in sight. post-holiday paranoia, December depression, Christmas craziness,New Year nervousness, holiday, Christmas, New Year, depression, anxiety
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Holiday Card: A way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. An obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page 'updates' on their lives.
Bill: Hey! I got something in the mail!
Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card
Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh
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(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.
After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.
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One of the most politically correct ways to wish someone a joyous Christmas season.
Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.
Mike: Hey Tina, Merry Holiday!
Tina: Wtf?
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The problem only unlucky bastards get where you spontaneously develop a vulnerability to all illnesses for the time off of work, the only cure is returning to work where you will recover instantly and of done nothing with your time away from the shithole
what did you do on the weekend
Nothing holiday h.iv had me ill all weekend
Holiday H.i.v means you are extremely vulnerable to any disease for the duration of you time off
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A phrase to describe a mandated federal holiday that falls in the middle of a school week, effectively splitting it in half. It occurs very rarely, and can lead to strange bell schedules.
I showed up to school Thursday morning, but no one was there. I forgot it was an island holiday!
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When a guy goes down on one of his guy friends. Sucking your friend cock.
Did you see Tony treated Joe to a Hollywood Holiday
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