Holiday Card

Holiday Card: A way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. An obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page 'updates' on their lives.

Bill: Hey! I got something in the mail!

Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card

Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh

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Your a Growing Boy

A way for adults and family members to explain why a kid has been eating so much and seem to have packed on a few pounds.

Auntie Barb: Oh, Johnny! Your a growing boy! *gag* Your eating so much.

Johnny: *munch munch* Don't try that line on me.

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