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One who likes iPods, is extremely ignorant and uses the white and grey ipod earphones.
ipod fanboy: hey what ipod have you got?
me: nah itz a creative zen 8gb
ipod fanboy: ok then, do you have games
me: no, thats what a psp and nds is for
ipod fanboy: no you have a click \wheel?
me: no but the d-pad is way way wat better. BTW, what is you signal-to-response ratio? Mine is 97db what about you?
ipod fanboy: So, I get the ipod earphones so ha.
me: Do you use FLAC?
ipod fanboy: whats that.
me:Hey you have the ipod classic aye
ipod fanboy: the 160gb
me: hey, play a tone on your ipod of 22.1hz
ipod fanboy: are what the hell is wron with it! arrghhh it ssooo loud!!!
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Synonymus to graham cracker.
My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.
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A term used for defecating upon another person's face during sex. Also known as an iPoop
"Hey John, last night Jenny wanted me to give her an iPod. But the sad part is I tried and couldn't."
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1. The only reason why the tech industry is split into two sides now. You have Apple on one side, and Microsoft, HTC, Nokia, HP, Dell, Motorola, RIM, Sony, Nintendo, Panasonic, Toshiba and pretty much every other company that has their name plated in cheap chrome and glued on to almost any product that has a microprocessor in it, on one side.
2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society
3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod.
4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.
1. Steve: "Today, we will re-invent the phone." - 2007
abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X!" - 2010
by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times!
2. Tom:"HELP!!! I'm being robbed!"
Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?"
Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it."
3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?"
Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?"
Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too!"
Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?"
Kid B: "Oh Wow! Yay! Thanks Santa!"
4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........!!!!!"
Tom: "Sorry mom! I'm iPodding and can't hear you! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.
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When you're next to someone while they're listening to their ipod, and in an act of intimacy, they offer hand over an earphone.
Usually, this form of flirting is used by people who are too afraid to say, "Hey, I think you're cute," or interact verbally in general.
Jill: (Hands over earphone)
Jack: (Hesitantly takes earphone)
(Listens)
(Laughs at the thought that Jill made an attempt at "ipod flirting" with him)
Jill: (Runs away, crying)
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5 generation ipod, the best one yet. it can store songs, photos, podcasts, audiobooks, films, music videos, tv programs etc.
ipod video comes in black or white (blacks better) and in 30gb that can hold 7500 songs or 60gb that can hold 15,000 songs if you know that many. costs about £220
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When something someone said is misheard because one's hearing has been damaged by excessive iPod usage on high volume. Often results in the misinterpratioin of the intended message.
Man, I asked Ashley if she wanted to get take-out, but she thought I said "make-out," that chicks got iPod ears...
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