standards act

Legislation passed in 2010 after hooks up with girls your bed wouldn't approve of. Prohibits sexual acts with women who are not up to a certain level of hotness.

Dude, forget her shes like 250 pounds, what happened to the standards act?

mum act

The act of not responding when asked an important question, typically via email or voicemail. Often used in the hope that the problem will just go away.

Damn! My boss's is really giving me the mum act about my raise request.

dutch act

suicide....the Irish in NYC used to call Germans 'dutchmen'. Late 19th century legend is a bunch of 'micks' were out getting liquored up and heard a guy screaming and then...nuthin' dead. The guy was 'German' and thus the 'noun' became a 'verb'.

"Oh my gosh there you are!" "What's worng?" "I couldn't find you so I thought you went out and committed 'the dutch act." "Thanks...

acting Zassy

to get offended by something insignificant or for no reason at all

Because someone didn't ask politely enough, John got annoyed. He was acting Zassy.

Acting A Roy

Acting A Roy means to act like a Bozo

“oh yea john likes to make fun of disabled kids”
“fr john be acting a roy”

Acting joe

Acting weird, fake, out of character, or even acting showery

“Man I’m not sure what’s going on with Reggie… ever since he started hanging around those new guys, he’s been acting joe!”

Cornwill Act

A act of making your own rules, even if the grounds for those rules are shaky or non-existent. Results may very under the Cornwill Act and are lucky to not be challenged.

See that guy there he uses the Cornwill Act at work and gets results. Good thing his boss doesn’t know.