when you hate something as much as you would hate your step dad
"I have step dad issues with the media"
when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.
see i donโt have commitment issues, i have PRE-commitment issues.
Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up
My nut today to a picture of Timmyโs mom was a one tissue issue.
to have an unruly amount of pubic hair, or to be insulted based upon the unruly amount of pubic hair you possess. usually people realize they have bushy beth issues immediately before seeking a trim or shave.
where's my clippers at bro? i got some real bushy beth issues going done.
20๐ 9๐
when some one talks shit and you whoop their ass
When some one needs their ass kicked,and you give it to them!
Yeah I had to give him his issue
You bout to Catch Ya Issue Bruh!
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A Fynn with an addiction to takeaway curry which almost never agrees with their insides, usually accompanied by a Siam which the Fynn referrers to as his pet.
Cannot locate their real father, yet pussy farts at the nickname "Daddy" or "Daddy's big brave soldier"
WILL: I've just caught a wild "Daddy Issue Fynn" I found him in a dark damp room, he's a little chunky...
Nathan: Damn look at that big chungus sheeshhhhh, look at my "Femboy Fynn" doesn't he havethe cutest little maid dress and fluffy tail.