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Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.
EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.
EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.
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The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.
Chick: WTF?
T(vowel)X(vowel)L: Oh lord! My sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.
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karli: "heh you hop knocker?!"
renee: "heh i'm not a bloody bitch ass niger?!?!!?!?!?"
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when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.
what the hell was that noise?
don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers
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A really dumb person who has no sexual appeal
He is a dip knocker
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A woman who provides regular sexual favours for many people. Money need not change hands to be considered one.
My mate was on his way home and a big set of blue balls on him. So he dropped into see the local whore knocker for a servicing.
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Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.
Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.
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