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to lay out

to go outside and tan in the summer time

it's a gorgeous day, i'm going to lay out.

by emilemilemily May 17, 2008

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laying the whackage

the process of belting someone

I'm completely laying the whackage on this dick shiner

by Arking April 13, 2008

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laying hen

A female who contrary to usual gender roles, values having a stable well paying dependable occupation. A laying hen is the opposite to a parasitic woman who's only interest is rearing children and spending her husbands money.

"That girl Sally is a real laying hen. She works in the hospital as a nurse. She's a real laying hen. You should marry her Tony"

by mitzi wavin November 12, 2017

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Layed to rest

To bury someone after death. To give something a well deserved break after chronic or consistant use. To cease.

Dad was layed to rest in his favorite grey suit.

by KIMBERLY BARR-BURKE December 8, 2006

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laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

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mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 21, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


lay the dick

(1) Verb - To completely and utterly win, dominate, and/or succeed in any facet of life; a phrase to describe winning against an opponent in any form of competition, activity, or encounter in a manner that leaves your opponent embarrassed, ashamed, humiliated, wholly defeated, and nothing but a shell of what they once were.

(2) Noun - Phrase used to express admiration or congratulation towards another who has just succeeded in dominating his or her opponent/adversary in some form of competition, activity, or encounter.

(1) Jay: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

John: I laid the dick on that league and finished with a 10-3 regular season record before getting assfucked by James the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs.

(2) Jesse: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

James: I kept 5 rbs on my bench all season and managed to lock in an 8th seed playoff spot with my 6-7 record, but I scuttlefucked the number 1 seed in the first round thanks to Gurley having a career week.

Jesse: Lay the dick, bro. Lay that dick on the table and let that #1 seed know what you went in dry with.

by Jpopson247 January 3, 2018

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