N. The anal opening of a person under the age of consent; it is a reference to the slang term tossing the salad
Man, I was everywhere on her. I gave her baby lettuce a pound of tongue, and made her cum twice.
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When you do a semi spiritual dance, usually done in Washington DC, where you put your legs in a ballet position, put your hands in a praying position and sing "what do you want on your hamburger? Lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY" and dance to it. If done correctly the salad man will dance on ur face
Christel: Show me your salad dance!
Gianna: i usually only do it in DC
Christel: aw please!
Gianna: ok! What do you want on your hamburger lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY *summons lettuce man*
Christel: what a bad idea
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"hey man you need to cut your head lettuce"
"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"
"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"
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A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.
Similar to "brings nothing to the table"
John isn't coming out tonight.
That kid is lettuce!
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When a woman rubs her labia on someoneβs face. The female version of a turkey slap.
You should have seen how drunk Kyle was at the party, he passed out on the floor and Monica gave him the best wet lettuce ever!
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We you do so bad a game the itβs like you just a lettuce
Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game
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A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce
She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.
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