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When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.
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Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs
The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.
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Dirty Lightning Bolt n At the climax of a blow job pull out to politely "turn away". Yell "Avada Kedavra" as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.
I was so inspired by HP 7.5 I went home and gave Sarah a Dirty Lightning Bolt.
when you get a hero in warcraft or in DotA and you receive a hero that has an ability called chain lightning, and you yell out "BERP CHAIN LIGHTING" when you use it.
Andy: Boyd help me gank bot
Boyd: k BERP CHAIN LIGHTNING
Andy: ks
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A female who dresses in black and works with an all male crew setting up lights and rigging for a concert or event.
Usually she sleeps with anyone who asks, and if she doesen't then everyone wishs she would.
Did you check out the Skanky Lightn' Ho? Man, I sure would like to get a piece of her skanky ass!!!
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A phrase used in Smosh's Stop Copying Me remake
Friend A and Friend B: "Say the first thing that come to mind"
Friend A and Friend B: "One two three!"
Friend A and Friend B: "LIGHTNING MCQUEEN HENTAI!"
Friend A and Friend B: "ew gross why were you thinking of that"
The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3
Did you hear about the back to back Stanley Cup champs?
Yeah the Tampa Bay Lightning are amazing!