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When you put McDonald's French fries in a girl's pussy and then eat them.
Bro 1-Bro have you ever tried the McDonalds?
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.
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A adjective usually followed by "I'm loving it." after a short pause. To show enjoyment or amazement.
Dude, I keep finding $20 in my sock drawer that shit is Mcdonalds.......I'm loving it.
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McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.
Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.
Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??
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(The following is actual only for post-USSR nations, especially Ukraine) 1) A place where you can sell 0.5l of cola 2.5x the price.
2) Synonym for free toilet.
1) McDonald's somehow managed to sell me 0.5l cola for a whole dollar (25 UAH), when I can buy 1l of cola for 60¢ (16 UAH) at the local store.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.
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An excuse for a fucking franchise
Boy1:Want some McDonalds
Boy2:Sorry I don't eat shit
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a literal shit show of food and other shit like that
most of the time the ice cream machine or something breaks down and I guess people are too lazy to fix it half of the time
the burgers are just sponges
the fires are the only good stuff
chicken nuggets? more like chicken nig-
go eat wendys its a lot better
on and their advertising is a mess
also don't eat the burgers I think they're shit
k bye
I went to Mcdonalds and immediately left cause their food is dogshit
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