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When a girl is turned on and is very wet.
Can also be applied to and for gay men, who often act a little queenish and identifies with their feminine side.
Girl #1 - "Damn Girl, That man is hot. "
Girl #2 - "Hell yeah!, He got my cakes moist"
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a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.
"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."
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When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!
She must heave a moist puss!
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A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.
Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.
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An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."
I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.
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slang; meaning explosive or bad diarrhea
Bob: awwwww man after Taco Bell last night I was stuck all morning with the screaming moist.
Bill: doooood thats brutal.
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A fart upon ones face, that is juicy and may contain turds.
Person #1: Dude, you're mean.
Person #2: Don't make me take a moist fart on your face.
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