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Butt Surprise

When they slip it in without you knowing

I'd like to give her a nice butt surprise

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Nipple Twerking

When You make them nips bounce like nigglet booty... Ew gross

When Revo runs, he nipple twerks. Nipple Twerking at its finest...

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Stage Penis

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mick

A term used by a Fat child who is unaware of it's meaning. Often used by children of MARSOC creators who got stabbed in the shoulder with a shovel.

Matt: Call your hit you stupid Mick!!!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

9πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Joel Penis

Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.

Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

20πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Banana Penis

When It's curved and yellow..... No not kross's

He has a banana penis.... Oh no poor guy

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž