monk time

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.

after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep

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Monk's Sleeve

Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.

God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.

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havin a monk

when you're having a monk

jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee

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Rusty Monk

The act of ass-fucking a girl, getting shit on your cock, and then alternating between fucking the anus and the vagina.

I was ass-fucking Cheri last night, and I decided to switch over to the pussy for the Rusty Monk. It was totally sweet.

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le monke

Not much is known about le monke other than that he loves poop and finds the stinky variety extremely amusing. Stay away from le monke becasue it has the ability to trash your house and get his banana's.

girl: oh no le monke is at our front door!
*music* UH OH STINKY
mother: quick hide behind the door
le monk: this house doesn't smell stinky, i only want stanky bannana's
father: phew!

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Monk Juniors

A Runescape player who trains incredibly fast. He is a very good tank and hybrid.

Omg! i just saw monk juniors no lifin bandits!

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le monke

uh oh stinky. poopy. ahahaahahahhaa
from a youtube video of a high monkey

"le monke! hahahahaha! uh oh... stinky... poopy!"

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