31 days of shaving everything off of your face except a disgusting mustache. Similar to "No-Shave November" and "Decembeard"
Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?
Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
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A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)
Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!
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A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.
There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.
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1. Going down on a girl while you have a mustache
2. when an unshaven girl rides your face
1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!
2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs
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when u take shit from ur ass and u smear the shit on ur frends face so it looks like a hitler mustache
guy: hey kid u got some crap there
butters: sir, that wud be my face
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This phrase refers to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.
Further, this phrase is used to express a compared or direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.
My political opposition puts the Hitler mustache on me.
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Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.
mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"
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