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What you lose when a creeper blows up in your face.
You: I found diamond! Creeper: OH HELL NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE HERE WITH NICE EVERYTHING! *explosion of sadness*
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The guy who will listen to a womans problems, support her through hard times and help her do anything she needs help with. The guy who will break his back just to make somebody happy. That's a nice guy.
And a REAL nice guy doesn't give a shit if he gets to go out with women or have sex with them, he's there for them because he wants to try and make them happy. One who expects to be rewarded sexually is no more then another fool.
Brian's a nice guy. He's not a jerk to anyone, he listens to womens problems, he tries to make his friends happy by helping them out, and he doesn't expect any kind of reward for it.
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It is a way to congratulate or compliment someone when they are dating or are fucking with a hott girl.
Johnathon is dating the captain of the cheerleaading sqaud who is very sexy, and Johnathon's friend Jacob says to him,"Nice pull."
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A heterosexual male who has been rejected countless times by the opposite gender for his lame-ass attempts to woo them. A nice guy usually expect complementary sex for something the average person would do.
The "nice guy" will pretend to be "nice" up until his rejection from his target and he will reveal his true nature as a misogynistic, inept piece of shit and referring to himself as being "friend-zoned".
Stay away from these type of people at all costs or just piss at them fucking piss at them.
"Nice Guy": HEY HOT CHICK I OPEN DOOR FOR YOU PLEASE SEX ME
Female: What
"Nice Guy": GIRLS ONLY GO FOR JERKS WHY DOESNT THE NICE GUY EVER GET THE GIRL
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An attitude of enforced congeniality with someone you cannot stand which is very very subtly detectable by the other person, but not proveable.
1)There's the boss - quick, pretend she's not the manipulative control freak that you would fire if the roles were reversed. You must show her your Nice-Hate smile in order keep your job so you won't starve. She will no doubt Nice-Hate smile back at you.
2) Oh no my boyfriend wants me to go to a party and his ex-girlfriend will be there. I will have to go into Nice-Hate mode. "Oh hello dahling! Fancy seeing you here -how are you? Mwah mwah."
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This word combination is used to discribe something that is overwhelmingly awesome.
Gaby asks Gandalf: "how was your paté last night?" and Gandalf answers: "It was fuckingly niced!"
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1) n. A really sweet ship. It can be used for sailing, but is much more likely to just be put on display.
2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.
1) Hey, Jimmy! That's a nice boat you got there. Can I sail in it?
2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.
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