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An iPhone 14, but instead of 14 it's 15.
John: *walks into class* Just copped the new iPhone 15, broke cunts!
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.
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A kid that never lets anyone else see their iPhone. iPhone kids have excuses every time someone wants to borrow their iPhone. Some iPhone Kids use the "low battery" excuse often, or the "you don't really need to see it right now man." Basically iPhone kids are really gay.
Tim: "Oh dude, is that the iPhone? Can I see it real quick?"
Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."
Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."
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One of the worst phones made in the 21st century. It is designed by apple but probably made in china.
Is that the brand new iphone 6+? It is totally s***!
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a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
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A reaction to being gifted an epic iPhone
Bob: here take this iPhone
Rob: wow iPhone
The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.
Dave: *sound asleep*
Iphone alarm: *gose off*
Dave: AHHHHHHH... oh time for school
a iPhone that doesn't exist, but will exist after the sun explodes
Person 1: What is iPhone 9223372036854775807
Person 2: A phone that will never exist.