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Where you spread your hands, put them on either side of your head with the thumbs touching your temple so you have antlers, and bow to a person who just owned you.
Related to the awkward turtle and the oddly enough butterfly
Infront of large crowd
Scott: God I'm drunk.
Matt: Dude, you're a pussy, you've had 2 drinks!
Scott: Moose Of Shame!!
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leaving the last afterhours when the sun's been up for hours, and all the "regular" people are out and about doing whatever it is that they do all day, and you've been up all night partying, in the same sweaty club clothes for HOURS, and you have to squint cuz its so frickin BRIGHT outside and who knows where your sunglasses are, and everyone's STARING at you cuz they can tell you're still probably really a liiiiiittle too fucked up to be seen outside in the daytime just yet, so you're not making eye contact with ANYONE, and you just wanna be HOME with the blinds closed but its soooooooo... farrrrrrrrr... awayyyyyy and there's no cabs and everyone's still staring at you and you can smell yourself and DAMN you STINK and what the hell were you thinkin anyway you shoulda left a long time ago under cover of the darkness of the night, or at least before the damn sun came up, instead of waiting til all the drugs ran out and it became obvious that no one had any more, or if they did they weren't gonna share 'em with YOU.
Best when performed in an outfit consisting of black pants with the word "FUCK" written ALL OVER THEM, a cheap-looking white fake fur coat, purple aviator club glasses and the smudgey remains of fuschia lipstick, and accompanied by a very tall gay man dressed in black leather pants, a black sleeveless shirt, Dior "badass" sunglasses, smeary black eyeliner and streaky bronzer residue.
I wish a cab would come already so we don't have to do the walk of shame past the church, the police station, McDonalds, Starbucks, Borders, and the gym! Ooh, wait, Starbucks... caramel macchiato, anyone?
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Another word for a girl’s anus, butthole, chocolate starfish
When you use lube to put it in Greta Thunberg’s shame cave, but it’s petroleum based… “How dare you!”
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Indulging in an exorbitant quantity of food, outside of any meal time, and hiding the fact that you have just scoffed an amount of food that would feed a small town in Kenya.
It's 4pm and Louanna has once again found herself in the stationary cupboard in the office, hiding away from her colleagues, as she stuffs her face with a large serving of McDonald's fries. Louanna is clearly displaying the behaviours of a shame eater.
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A term some idiot on twitter named @suaviejay came up with
“ Club shaming in the pandemic is old. Stop caring about how people live their lives lol” - @suaviejay aka the idiot tweeted While waiting in line to get in the club on Oct 17, 2020 2:13Pm
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Shame-Blame is when someone doesn't do what they should have done and should be ashamed but instead of taking responsibility they blame someone else.
Ex. I parked my car on the grass at the grocery store because I didn't want to walk to the end of the parking lot to find an open space. When I returned my car was towed. The grocery store should really do something to provide better parking so I'm not inconvenienced and now I have to deal with those tow truck people and it's going to ruin my night. Why don't they have better signage?
Used in a sentence, "John just shame-blamed the waiter for his failure to order correctly."
#shameblame
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The Sidebar of Shame is the strip of thumbnail pictures on the right-hand side of the Mail Online.
The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.
Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.
You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.
Tom: "What have you been doing in your bedroom for hours?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"
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