dong wipe

a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.

guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?

guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe

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Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.

"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".

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ass-wipe

sometimes a lame teenager who trys to be smart and brilliant. Most often than not, failing at it.

"I smoke weed and I'm a genious"
"No, I'm sorry, you're an ass-wipe"

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J-Wipe

Someone that has been embarrassed or proved wrong in a situation.

Kyle is a J-Wipe because he thought two plus two equals twenty two, everyone knows it equals four.

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Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also 'Poofter Chook' for a description of the outcome.

Hey Company Accountant, the price of those engineers is way to high. You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.

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curiosity wipe

A butt wipe that is used when you aren't quite sure what is going on with the area around your anus.

Needed possibly after a fart that may have left some artifacts or just because you don't know what is going on around your jibblies.

Take a curiosity wipe anytime you want to check on the status of your butt.

Ah man.... I just twisted a crunch but i'm not sure if i wiped well...

Might have to take a curiosity wipe to make sure i am ok.

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go wipe

As in "You'd better go wipe". A common retort
made to someone who has had an almost ridiculous streak of good luck while playing cards (usually poker).

Common in West-Central Pennsylvania.

That's the fourth hand in a row, Josh, 'You'd better go wipe!'

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