not having a life

Not having a life is a sad yet common downfall of many people and hopefully someday they will get off their asses and find one.

Person 1: Hey, what do you call writing definitions about people you don't like on urban dictionary?

Person 2: Immature? Stupid?

Person 1: Close! Not having a life!

Person 2: That was my next guess.

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have a catch

an incorrect, non-sensical description of tossing a ball between two people. a catch is not something you can have, it is something you do.

Yo, it's mad cold. Let's have a catch to warm up before the game.

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have fun~

A person is jealous that they won't see you at a place or where you're going

Me : I'm going to Niagara Falls

The other person : oh have fun~

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have me

When you want a bitch to take ya dick down her throat but you gotta ask like a gentleman with minimal effort.

Yo sharaya, will you have me down that neck?

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have a pull

to drink a gulp or two of liquor straight from a container.

You look way too sober. Have a pull on this flask.

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Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

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have a paddy

Yorkshire saying - mean to get annoyed and possibly have a tantrum

Jill said "dont have a paddy" when John broke the washing machine

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