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A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office ... usually for rough anal sex.
This encounter will then be overseen by another manager who disagrees with such acts of deprevation and it will be mentioned at the next argument between two such bosses.
'In My Orifice' may also be used.
"In My Office" Shouts Manager
Cut to Manager being penetrated by younger work colleague in a violent manner then being overseen by more traditional style of manager.
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Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.
The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.
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A Social Security office where benefit claimants go to sign for benefit payments such as dole (or unemployment benefit)
I'm off down to the dole office to pick up my cheque
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n. slang term for coffee, tea, or any caffeinated beverage when consumed in office settings. office fuel is consumed in massive quantities when readily available, and subsequent servings are referred to as refueling.
The first person to arrive at work prepares the office fuel for everyone else.
Billy brought in a whole case of office fuel today, but I'm not sure if he will share it.
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A male co-worker who acts like a female co-worker's boyfriend, only at work. NOTE: This is not a "friends with benefits" type of scenerio; strictly platonic ... minus the occassional bootie brush up.
Suzy: "Are you going out with Dentonio?"
Brook: "No he is just my office boyfriend"
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When the Air Conditioning in the office is not quite set right, where it's so cold you're forced to put on a sweater to hide your protruding nipples.
It was so cold today at work, I had a bad case of the Office Nips. I felt like everyone was staring at them..!
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