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When you use grannies ashes as an ingredient in a bath bomb.
Grandpa sure did enjoy the Granny Bombs I made him this year.
When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!
The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years
That old lady has a granny clot
The come back to Your mum gay or your dad lesbian
Him: Your mum gay
Me: Well your dad lesbian
Him: well your sister a mister
You: Your grannie trannie
Him: *kills himself*
To shag a prostitute over the age of 50
Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!