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How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
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Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
5 seconds
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
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A way to tell uniformed officers to stay away from a particular area.
Person 1: We're sending in the unmarked cars, code 5.
Person 2: Roger that.
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The 5 streamer is a male orgasm that results in 5 or more large squirts of jiz. This normally happens when a male does not have sex for over a month. The 5 streamer can produce up to 8 FL OZ of semen.
I had'nt gotten laid in so long, when I finally did, unleashed the 5 streamer all over her big titties
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Former guitarist of Marilyn Manson and current lead guitarist for Rob Zombie. Started a side project band called Loser, which never truly came into the mainstream. He has worked with artists including Garbage, Avril Lavigne, and David Lee Roth. Overall he is a powerful and influential figure in the guitar industry, appearing at the NAMM show every year.
His style is quite freeform, but still has a steady beat. His metal influences are obvious in his latest album The Devil Knows My Name, but he also branches into bluegrass and straight up blues through some of the album as well as his older works (Vertigo, Songs for Sanity).
His split with Marilyn Manson was entirely mutual. Manson did not fire him, and John did not quit. After Holy Wood's tour, he simply felt he needed to branch out into other directions/work on his solo albums more.
If you know him just because of Manson and Zombie, good god check out his stuff. His solos are absolutely devastating. great solo artist.
John 5 is the musical equivalent of climaxing in an old person's crutches.
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One of the greatest guitarists ever. Just listen to "Para-Noir" from The Golden Age Of Grotesque. Real name Is John Lowery.
Jimmy: Did you hear John 5 quit Manson?
Mike: He didn't quit you fucking dipshit, he got kicked out!
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