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Phrase meaning "right" for dumbasses that can't tell the difference between left and right.
Coach: Turn to your right!
(Kids turn left)
Coach: ...Your other left.
(Kids turn right)
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Your mom's girlfriend. She's not your step mom, she's a lesbian. In your house. Making you eat quorn.
"you can't come round to mine, my step-other's having primal scream therapy"
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An expression used usually between two or more people in order to describe any newly discovered object, definition, situation, etc. This is something that one party is not aware of or that they possess the wrong definition or knowledge of.
"Hi John have you seen the new version of Internet Explorer?"
"Oh yes Internet Explorer 7?"
"No no no, Internet Explorer 8 Beta?"
"ahh yes the other white meat"
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Metroid Other M is the latest installment in the Metroid game series. Metroid Other M takes place after Super Metroid. Samus is flying her ship when she encounters a distress call codenamed 'baby's cry'. She flys to a huge space station called the Bottle Ship, where she meets her former commanding officer Adam Malkovich and the 7th Platoon which she used to fight with. You will play through 3 sectors and also 2 extra ones called Main Sector, (where you begin) and Sector Zero, (where the game ends.) Sector 1 is a jungle, sector 2 is snow, and sector 3 is lava. *SPOILER ALERT* Eventually you meet a girl name Madelin Bergman or MB for short, who is a witness to a murder... one of the members on you platoon is a traitor. Anthony Higgs, a long-time friend of Samus, is thrown into the lava by Ridley, but miraculously survives. It is eventually discovered that the Galactic Federation is creating metroids to use them as a weapon. Adam Malkovich gives his life to save Samus, they have had a rough past. She was rebellious during her days in the Federation, and at the end of each briefing, Adam would say, "No objections, right lady?" Members would give a thumbs up if they understood and agreed with the briefing, but Samus gave a thumbs down. Samus makes it out fine and so does Anthony.
Metroid Other M is a must-buy game!
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She has sex with on of the retards that lives here.
Is what you were going to say. "And every other weekend... she fuck one of the retards who lives here"
I'm going to kill you too you know. I'll sit here with their corpses until you get here. It's going to be hard for me to stab her so I'll probably drown her in the bathtub but you? Easy.
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Phrase meaning "left" for dumbasses that can't tell the difference between left and right. As opposed to your other left
Coach: Turn left!
(Kids turn right)
Coach: ...Your other right.
(Kids turn left)
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A phrase with fresh meaning in 2020, when people all over the world are commanded by law to stay far away from each other, when the innocent presence of another human can cause your death.
The line is from Jean-Paul Sartre's 1944 play 'No Exit".
Having been friendly and gregarious all his life, he was now forced to acknowledge that, in the present moment, hell is other people.
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