p-owned

The grammatically correct way to spell or say pwned or powned without being leet.
It can stand for player owned, or in the case of p-ownage, possibly pure ownage.

"P-owned!"
"P-ownage!"
"I am teh p-ownage."

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owned IRL

Owned In Real Life, and not in a video game.

*Usually used by gamers or people who think they're cool.

Dude, you got owned IRL you noob.

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owned compilation

A type of video found on the Internet that displays a collection of clips, usually set to music, showing different people of all shapes and sizes getting hurt, surprised, or just wtfpwned, whether on purpose, by accident, or through stupidity.

"Dude, you gotta see this owned compilation I found on youtube, it's just 9 minutes of people getting fucked up."

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the nicest own

When you or your friends do something totally awesome.

Guy 1: Dude, I got my paycheck today! They accedentally added another zero!
Guy 2: The nicest own

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own you

When something (general a band) is the best - to the point where you are not worthy.

fan1:"yeah they're cool"
fan2:"cool? they totally own you!"

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Own Man

Someone who only looks out for themselves, would quite happily cut someone out of a deal if it was to their advantage, even if it was a close friend. Wouldn't share in any fortune or luck that came to them.

He was his own man last night, he totally ditched us!

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Own the Podium

Based on the program of the same name, launched by the Canadian government ahead of the Vancouver Olympics. The goal was to be the top medal winning team and place in the top 3 in the Paralympics.

The program was a failure in any measurable way and was blamed in part for the death of Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili.
As a result, the term is now an ironic, dismissive way to say "You suck." It is best used on a canadian, who will know the origin and the stigma it carries. Fricken Canadians.

American Girl: "So I was watching this movie with Ryan Reynolds yesterday..."
Canadian Male beaks in "Ryan Reynolds is Canadian!"
American Girl (waves hand): "Yeah, you guys really own the podium. Anyways, that movie sucked."

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