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When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.
Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."
An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.
Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.
A simple sex move, it involves the 69 position but both parties involved place peanut butter on their man and lady bits, and you henceforth lick the peanut butter off like dogs
"How did it go with Jenna last night?"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"
The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.
Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"
A practice where one covers their testicles in a sticky substance and then covers them in peanut dust. The Swirler the crouches over the Swirlee and gesticulates so that they receive a gentle dusting from the excess peanut dust across their face.
“Bro, I tried the Peanut Swirl with my wife last night. It was fucking awsome!”
When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."