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someone who is heartbroken by a girl
Pedro bumgarner was arguing with his girl then she blocked him and never unblocked him
To abandon your friends after promising them you'll be somewhere
Also can be used if your friend leaves the lads earlier than expected in order to chin you all off for a 6/10.
*thinking that your mate will let you down by not turning up at the pub after turning all coms off to hang out with a six out of ten instead (in reality a five like Chinderella)
Andy: This stinks of a Pedroing
Godders: Agreed
*After being let down again by your mate:
Robbie: We've definitely been royally Pedro'd here.
The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.
When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.
Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it
A term inspired from the iconic film “Napoleon Dynamite.”
If something is “Pedro” that means it’s something you’d vote for, support, and overall think is a good idea.
Person 1: “I think we should get fast food for dinner.”
Person 2: “That’s Pedro!”
Person 1: “Yeah it is! Where would you like to go?”
A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."