The only casino game worth playing. Unlike roulette or craps, poker actually takes skill. There are so many different type of poker, you could be 80 studying poker your whole life and still learn new things
Poker is the reason why casinos aren't a total waste of rescorces
A game that we play with cards and chips, aka Noahs mom and slicks sister
An Arctic Fox. It's named this because it uses it's muzzle as a drill to absolutely demolish anything that dares to move under the frozen hellscape of the arctic. It pokes.
That poker looks really fluffy.
The red ring around your face from the face pad on your Oculus Quest after playing Pokerstars VR for hours.
Amanda took off her headset after 3 hours and realized she now has poker face.
Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.
I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.
Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.
Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?
A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya
Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.