The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)
"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"
A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.
I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.
1) A word used to describe a bald person, reassembling a certain dog, and who wages war up on people under the excuse of "he was a neo-Nazi"
2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"
1) John: "Hey, have you seen the war in Ukraine?"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."
2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."
Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"
Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.
Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…
Non-medical term for a micro-penis.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye
Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"